You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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