Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Randomize
