i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
