there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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