hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i came on her dog
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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