You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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How external is "for external use only"?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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