Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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