so that wasnt chicken after all
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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