Grow some girl-balls and come out already
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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