you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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