U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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