If i come over, it means nothing
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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