You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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