I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Sober January is a disaster.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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