So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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