Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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