bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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