is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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