You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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