Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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