i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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