It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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