Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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