I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My breasts were aching with rage.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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