He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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