Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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