I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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