bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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