You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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