I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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