Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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