he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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