I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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