She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So apparently I’m into choking now
There's even glitter on my cock...
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