bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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