yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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