im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Is Oprah even human
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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