I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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