He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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