So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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