HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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