I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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