it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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