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• (631): View more from New York

  being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit

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• (352): View more from Florida

  i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had

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• (415): View more from California

  there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party

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• (516): View more from New York

  I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"

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• (845): View more from New York

  You jumped into so many bushes for no reason

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous

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