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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops

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(217): View more from Illinois

he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...

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(813): View more from Florida

I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.

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(702): View more from Nevada

You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.

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(512): View more from Texas

Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face

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