Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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