We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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