Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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