Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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