Do vagina's smell?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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