Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Im part way to drunk.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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