if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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