yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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